#newspoem
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #newspoem from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #newspoem
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-29 09:23 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-29 09:23 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #newspoem.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-29 09:23 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 19 public posts (spanning ~30463 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (19)
Avg boosts / post: 3.8
Top of the latest posts
Why did thirty one catfish cross the road The butterfly asked the toad It's a fever dream it just can't be What are you on, LSD? Catfish walking across the number one lane Dispatch whispered "I think this caller's insane" "Send a unit over
Piggie on the loose Piggie on the run Better keep moving Before they get a gun You may have been somebody's pet But maybe someone's smelling bacon, yet Keep on running Keep those hooves at speed A good hiding place is what you need No more
Poem for the occasional (composed by me) Forty cats were sailing the seven seas The wind was fierce, so were the fleas Wandering around on a sailboat then Who know where they set sail from or when Drifted into Tacoma one day Someone called
#newspoem across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #newspoem straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/newspoem