#newsthump

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #newsthump from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.7
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-09 17:30 UTC
0
09-03
1
09-04
0
09-05
0
09-06
0
09-07
0
09-08
0
09-09

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-09 17:30 UTC
#newsthumpscumbags
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-09 17:30 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~22447 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 11:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (34) · Portuguese (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.7

Top of the latest posts

  • ''Trampling to death pricks with rifles helps to keep their numbers under control’ insists African Elephant community. https://archive.is/ohHm3 #NewsThump #Hunting #Elephants

    Claire McNab@[email protected]♥ 13↻ 102026-04-25 18:08 UTCView post →

  • 📰 Scientists discover link between not understanding percentages and running a casino into bankruptcy — #NewsThump ❝Researchers… confirm… a… link between the inability to perform basic math & steering a business designed to literally print

    Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤@sloanlance♥ 6↻ 32026-05-02 00:02 UTCView post →

  • @TJ1001 Is that from some satire site such as #Newsthump or #DailyExpress by any chance?

    Thorsten Günther🏴󠁤󠁥󠁨󠁨󠁿@Thorsten_Guenther♥ 4↻ 02024-05-24 19:25 UTCView post →

What “newsthump” means

Wikipedia

NewsThump is a British news satire website that publishes spoof articles about current events. It is similar to other British news satire sites such as The Daily Mash.

“NewsThump” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#newsthump across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #newsthump straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/newsthump