#nolife
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #nolife from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #nolife
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-16 11:29 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-16 11:29 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #nolife.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-16 11:29 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~41955 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (20) · French (14) · Japanese (2) · German (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
Rappel : on fête les 19 ans de #Nolife ce soir ! Pré soirée à 17h30 puis 101% à 19H, suivi de Chez Marcus à 20h30. https://www.twitch.tv/nolife
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📺📼 Ecstatica (Retro And Magic © NOLIFE) [RETRO GAMING TV] [FRENCH] #retrogaming #RetroandMagic #Nolife #emission #2007 #videogame #games #gaming #preview #review #test #tv #vhs #french #FR #retrogamingtv #Ecstatica https://www.youtube.com
What “nolife” means
WikipediaNolife was a French TV network. It described itself as TV "for geeks, nerds and otakus". Its main programming focused on videogames, Japanese culture, technology and various other topics. Its slogan was "Y a pas que la vraie vie dans la vie !".
“Nolife (TV channel)” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#nolife across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #nolife straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/nolife