#noneofmybusiness
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #noneofmybusiness from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #noneofmybusiness
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 13:38 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 13:38 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 13:38 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~62209 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6) · Norwegian Nynorsk (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
@NuclearOatmeal What values is that? I do express my views being an advocate of #freedomofthought means You can be who you want to be and it's still #noneofmybusiness but what I do know is that young #children are already too #sexualised at
@dalstroka @kristiedegaris Except you said lochan which is significantly smaller than a lake 😛 #NoneOfMyBusiness
@Gargron @renchap I see. Well, choices… Don’t forget to KISS. #noneofmybusiness #iknow 😘
#noneofmybusiness across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #noneofmybusiness straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/noneofmybusiness