#nonnews
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #nonnews from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 23:01 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 23:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~9125 hours).
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Languages: English (3)
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Top of the latest posts
"US says this..." "US says that..." Sorry Aljazeera & The Guardian, unfollowing you for a while, no one gives a crap what the fascist DT regime says, just let us know when he's dead 👍 #NoOneCaresWhatDTDribbles #NonNews
Oh joy! Yet another *thrilling* list of rejected articles, because who doesn't want to spend their day tracking what didn't make it on Hacker News? 🙄 If only curating the non-news was as gripping as watching paint dry, we'd all be entertai
In a shocking twist, it turns out officials are just as clueless about Iran's uranium as they are about how to turn off their ad blockers 😂🔍. The New York Times bravely reports this non-news with the same urgency as a cat chasing a laser
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