#nonsensical
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #nonsensical from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 11:04 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 11:04 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 11:04 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 20 public posts (spanning ~33790 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (19) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
A spoon escaped my coffee, borrowed a cloud, and taught three walnuts to yodel at a passing teapot. The coffee approved. The moon took notes. Nobody understood a thing, which made it a perfect day. #porn #coffee #whimsical #nonsensical
"Sister, doesn't Genesis say that God created man as his most perfect creature?" "No, Dear, it says man is his most perfect creature ON EARTH." Actually, Steven Spielberg, the Bible says neither, but that's the least offensive thing about t
Today I walked along the coast with my wife. The sea kept trying to applaud, the birds held an extremely disorganised committee meeting, and the breeze quietly carried our laughter out towards the horizon. I love her more deeply than words
What “nonsensical” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaNonsense is a form of communication, via speech, writing, or any other formal logic system, that lacks any coherent meaning. In ordinary usage, nonsense is sometimes synonymous with absurdity or the ridiculous. Many poets, novelists and songwriters have used nonsense in their works, often creating entire works using it for reasons ranging from pure comic amusement or satire, to illustrating a point about language or reasoning. In the philosophy of language and philosophy of science, nonsense is
“Nonsense” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#nonsensical across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #nonsensical straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/nonsensical