#nonsensical
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #nonsensical from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:10 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:10 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:10 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 19 public posts (spanning ~32951 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (18) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
A spoon escaped my coffee, borrowed a cloud, and taught three walnuts to yodel at a passing teapot. The coffee approved. The moon took notes. Nobody understood a thing, which made it a perfect day. #porn #coffee #whimsical #nonsensical
I believe anything posted to the modern internet should be freely downloadable for offline viewing. If a webpage wishes to remain online forever, that's its business. I, however, may wish to read it later from the comfort of a blanket fort
Today I walked along the coast with my wife. The sea kept trying to applaud, the birds held an extremely disorganised committee meeting, and the breeze quietly carried our laughter out towards the horizon. I love her more deeply than words
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