#noobs

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #noobs from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
32
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 32
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 32
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-16 23:00 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-16 23:00 UTC

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-16 23:00 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 32 public posts (spanning ~64422 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 22:00

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Languages: English (24) · German (4) · French (2) · Spanish (1) · Somali (1)

Avg boosts / post: 6

Top of the latest posts

  • Good morning mastodons… ?mastadonions… ? masdites ? What’s the lingo? #newuser #noobs

    Sedateme@sedateme♥ 2↻ 02022-11-07 08:46 UTCView post →
  • @jwildeboer @bsi Wollen wir hoffen, dass das unsere #neuland-Politiker auch mal lesen! Eigentlich sollte man ihnen bis dahin Smartphone-Verbot erteilen! Aber leider geht das wohl. nicht so einfach. Sehr schade! #CDU #CSU #SPD #Klöckner #Sig

    Café-Junkie@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-04-26 18:48 UTCView post →
  • We have all been there, haven't we? :mastodon_oops: #programming #humor #noobs #absurdity

    Jean-Philippe :1000:@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 42022-12-15 02:17 UTCView post →

What “noobs” means

Wiktionary · Wikipedia

noobs/njuːbz/

  • noun(often pejorative) A newb or newbie; refers to the idea that someone is new to a game, concept, or idea; implying a lack of experience. Also, in some areas the word noob can mean someone is obsessed with things.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

Newbie is a slang term for a novice, newcomer, or somebody inexperienced in a given profession or activity. In particular, it may refer to a new user of computers, and often concerns Internet activity, such as online gaming or Linux use.

“Newbie” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#noobs across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #noobs straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/noobs