#noonelikesyou
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #noonelikesyou from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-11 23:12 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-11 23:12 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-11 23:12 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~66417 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5) · French (1) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
Mmm hmmm. #NoOneLikesYou
To the dude sitting in his car in front of the apartment building next door, LAYING on his car horn at 5:30 am this morning: I hope she dumps you. She deserves so much better. #imtryingtosleep #noonelikesyou
@yamuis So even the most crooked Supreme Court in US history, with six #Rapepublican sycophany judges and three rather malleable democratic judges unanimously did not come to help the #orangerapist. #schadenfreude #cheh #noonelikesyou #Pend
#noonelikesyou across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #noonelikesyou straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/noonelikesyou