#normies
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #normies from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:07 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:07 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:07 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~13670 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (31) · French (4) · German (2) · Polish (1) · Portuguese (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
#Normies: "Fursuits are basically like Mascot Costumes." #Furries: "Fursuits are nothing like Mascot Costumes." #fursuit #mascot #costume
When you're a trusting person just trying to get along and you suspect no evil, without a mental model of the web app bureaucracy, how are you supposed to get the necessary experience? Tiny click targets that I can't consistently hit, uncle
@b7bird.bsky.social #KidRock , who makes music for dads who only get to see their kids on weekends, and don’t show up, is the *perfect* choice for the #MAGA #SuperBowl halftime show since they weren’t invited to any #football parties with f
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