#nosurprise

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #nosurprise from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
35
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 35
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 35

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 14:53 UTC
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28
0
07-29

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 14:53 UTC
#nosurprisesact
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nosurprisetherethen
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nosurprisebilling
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#NoSurprisesHere
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nosurpriseoctobersurprises
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nosurprisesrule
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nosurprisestaffresistance
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nosurprisesinjokes
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nosurprisesbiden
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nosurprisetrump
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nosurprisethere
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nosurpriseisraeliplans
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 14:53 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 35 public posts (spanning ~63548 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (32) · German (1) · Dutch (1) · French (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.5

Top of the latest posts

  • #Autistic #Autism #Conventions #DragonMaid #comics #LEGO #Cosplay #comicon #DramaClub #Furry #Kink #Chess #Scrabble #MTG #D&D #UberFans #FanClubs #NoSurprise

    Cheshire Cat@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 42023-01-08 21:43 UTCView post →

  • Made the mistake of talking to a former colleague who hosts on GitHub and uses Google tools. #NoSurprise he's a fan of LLMs and proceeded to gush over his usage, even after I stated that I refuse to use them for social ethics. Of course, he

    Old Fucking Punk@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-06-26 16:46 UTCView post →

  • @TwraSun #nosurprise

    Bernhard Luecke@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-02-08 09:39 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/nosurprise