#notababy
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #notababy from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #notababy
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-08 10:17 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-08 10:17 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-08 10:17 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~1151 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 2.5
Top of the latest posts
Mama ses I look so small In pikchur dat she take But I not baby, I is big Dis pikchur, it be fake! It be weal, dat she klame I ses dat it not me It not nice to tell such lies Lots sorwy she shud be #CheddarPoetry #NotABaby #INotSmall #IBigB
Mama called me baby And she sed I cute and small I sed dat I no baby I jus kurly in a ball I sed I dat I a big boy Dat I fearse, why not she see? My mussles stwong, a warryer A baby? Dat not me! #CheddarPoetry #NotABaby #BigFearseBoy #IBigg
#notababy across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #notababy straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/notababy