#notactuallygolden
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #notactuallygolden from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-07 08:25 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-07 08:25 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #notactuallygolden.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-07 08:25 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~10124 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m7rstziU_yc&pp=ugUEEgJlbg 'This is embarassing!' said #lawyer #notactuallygolden #law #Hollyweird #TheFilmIndustrySUCKS #SuperRichBullies vs #Filmmaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A_qTnaaP4g #DaveNeal #TheRushHour one 3.05 min. mark: Thwarted bomb plot at #LadyGagaConcert #Brazil 3.43 min. mark: #DavePortnoy responds to horrid antisemitic sign found at one of his pubs. 2 waitresses sa
#notactuallygolden across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #notactuallygolden straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/notactuallygolden