#notaeuphemism

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #notaeuphemism from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 22:24 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
1
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 22:24 UTC
#notaeuphemismapparently
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#notaeuphemismyousicko
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 22:24 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~16415 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 00:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (38) · French (1) · Finnish (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • @vampiress Relax and plug you stuff. (#NotAEuphemism) Only a small percentage of your followers see each post, so it takes multiple mentions to sink in. For the few who are terminally online and see everything single thing you post, well, t

    Stilgherrian@[email protected]♥ 4↻ 12026-05-23 00:22 UTCView post →

  • “Malaysia’s durian price plunge sparks a boom in durian parties” #NotAEuphemism https://www.nationthailand.com/news/world/40068586

    Stilgherrian@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12026-07-13 10:41 UTCView post →

  • You've probably heard of playing "hide the sausage", but I can't for the life of me locate the whole pepperoni I purchased last week... #NotAEuphemism

    ghost_shit@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-05-27 21:46 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/notaeuphemism