#NotChristmas
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #NotChristmas from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 00:34 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 00:34 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 00:34 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 18 public posts (spanning ~40429 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (18)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
I heard "Do They Know It's Christmas" whilst in a shop recently. My first thought was "no they bloody don't. Because it's still November and definitely not Christmas!" #notChristmas
#ByWay of a #GoodFork... We have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers... 🧡 #WeHavePlans for #TheRemainsOfTheChicken... #TheBreastMeat will be #Folded into a #Melange of #Pasta; #CherryTomatoes and #Walnuts in a #LightPesto for #Tomorrow; while #
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, with #Movies... #WhateverHappenedTo: #BlockbusterVideo... #TeenyTinyTomCruise must have #KilledIT; because #AquamanIsANoob... There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even th
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