#notimpressed

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #notimpressed from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 14:08 UTC
0
07-21
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 14:08 UTC
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0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
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Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 14:08 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~59967 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00

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Languages: English (33) · French (2) · Zulu (2) · Dutch (1) · Galician (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.5

Top of the latest posts

  • How I look at lying cops/politicians/their enablers, when they're trying to feed me their BS 😐 #AsianMastodon #TigerWoman #SilentDeadlyStare #NotImpressed #FacesOfResistance #monochrome #BWphoto #portrait #selfie #CivilResistance #Antifasc

    Ms. Que Banh@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 72025-11-27 02:28 UTCView post →

  • It's been 18 months. @[email protected]'s had plenty of time to draft articles of impeachment and force multiple votes on them. Instead of ramping up the pressure on the very powerful people who have the ability to remove

    Citizens' Impeachment@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 22026-06-17 04:19 UTCView post →

  • Dang! The USPS is running *so* much more efficiently, isn't it? <rolls eyes> Purchased some motors from a seller in Union City, CA, a 8-9 hour drive from where I live, Grants Pass. After the entered the system, it was "estimated' they'd be

    AG7GM Dan@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-04-17 18:58 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/notimpressed