#NotImpressed

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #NotImpressed from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-30 19:48 UTC
0
09-24
0
09-25
0
09-26
0
09-27
0
09-28
0
09-29
0
09-30

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-30 19:48 UTC
#notimpressedwiththetull
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#notimpressedcelebs
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#notimpressedwithnature
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#notimpressedwithpantone
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#notimpressedjudges
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-30 19:48 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~32446 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00

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Languages: English (34) · French (2)

Avg boosts / post: 0.9

Top of the latest posts

  • How I look at lying cops/politicians/their enablers, when they're trying to feed me their BS 😐 #AsianMastodon #TigerWoman #SilentDeadlyStare #NotImpressed #FacesOfResistance #monochrome #BWphoto #portrait #selfie #CivilResistance #Antifasc

    Ms. Que Banh@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 92025-11-27 02:28 UTCView post →

  • I don't think I've ever been as disappointed with a Lego Ideas announcement. I'm not a fan of Godzilla and that rocket is ridiculous. There were *so many* other good submissions this round that were far better. @Lego - you can do better. #L

    MyBrickZ@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02025-06-21 11:50 UTCView post →

  • He is clearly not impressed with todays lunch menu 😾 #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #BengalCat #Photography #CatLife #MastoArt #NotImpressed

    My Cat Sighs ᓚᘏᗢ…@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 112023-12-12 15:02 UTCView post →

#notimpressed across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #notimpressed straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/notimpressed