#NotMyCats
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #NotMyCats from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #notmycats
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-08 01:01 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-08 01:01 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-08 01:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 23 public posts (spanning ~37117 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 10:00
Languages: English (17) · Dutch (5)
Avg boosts / post: 4
Top of the latest posts
Oh no. Has Mastodon corrupted me? Am I going to be posting Caturday photos now? #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #NotMyCats
#cats #meme #NotMyCats
don't talk to me or my son ever again #Caturday #meme #NotMyCats
#notmycats across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #notmycats straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/notmycats