#notreallykimchi
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #notreallykimchi from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-02 20:57 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-02 20:57 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #notreallykimchi.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-02 20:57 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 12 public posts (spanning ~28815 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 23:00
Languages: English (12)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
🥬 1.4kg cabbage, finely shredded 🥬 1.2kg carrot, julienned 🥬 1.1kg celery, finely sliced 🥬 0.1kg spring onion, finely sliced 🥬 0.1kg elephant garlic, crushed 🧂 4Tbs tamari 🧂 4Tbs fish sauce 🧂 4Tbs smoked paprika 🧂 3Tbs sea salt 🧂
@SeaFury I have been frugal in my use of the dumplings, and have applied only 3: these noodle packets are pretty huge, and I've added a heap of carrot, broccoli, wombok & #NotReallyKimchi.
Bacon & egg roll, with plastic cheese and home-made #NotReallyKimchi. #Breakfast
#notreallykimchi across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #notreallykimchi straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/notreallykimchi