#notsuspiciousatall
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #notsuspiciousatall from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-09 03:05 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-09 03:05 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #notsuspiciousatall.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-09 03:05 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~26493 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
Ah yes, nothing screams "not about censorship" like a $120 million slap on the wrist for a platform run by a billionaire 🙄. Clearly, the EU is just really passionate about...um...digital service compliance? 🤔🎉 #NotSuspiciousAtAll https:/
Conveniently for @amy I can't seem to upload images at the moment. #NotSuspiciousAtAll
*ahem* Carry on.... #relax #calming #meme #NotSuspiciousAtAll
#notsuspiciousatall across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #notsuspiciousatall straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/notsuspiciousatall