#nowifeelold
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #nowifeelold from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #nowifeelold
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-09 03:04 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-09 03:04 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #nowifeelold.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-09 03:04 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~16514 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (4)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
@tgpo interesting yet prolly useless thing that happened to me 20 years ago. Back then I was an engineer for a biomedicine firm in Ventura CA. One day an intern came in and snarfed my mp3 player when I wasn't looking....but it took them les
@theresnotime it is _years_ since I last went to bicon #NowIFeelOld
@socketwench I first went to Def Con in '96. I didn't go back until 23 years later! Now I go every year. It's a community, and you don't have to be there in person but it's better in person. It's also really large, and you can make great co
#nowifeelold across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #nowifeelold straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/nowifeelold