#ohnoanyway
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ohnoanyway from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #ohnoanyway
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-02 19:35 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-02 19:35 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-02 19:35 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~21061 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (4)
Avg boosts / post: 1.5
Top of the latest posts
In the latest instalment of #ohnoanyway : http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx-clstwxSZwdv2JIohnV2XrpuYqF3lCMW Can’t even take a break from murdering children and committing #genocide. What’s the world coming to? Accountability is a female dog 😂 #
Search Engine Journal: WordPress Scraper Plugin Compromised By Security Vulnerability. “A WordPress plugin that automatically posts content scraped from other websites has been discovered to contain a critical vulnerability that allows anyo
I've read that Bluesky is offline. I can't impossibly not spork that. So have a double feature. [spoiler=Caution: Images hidden due to eye contact] Explanation The first image is based on the "Dr. Evil Air Quotes" meme. The second image is
#ohnoanyway across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #ohnoanyway straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/ohnoanyway