#OhNoAnyway
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #OhNoAnyway from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #ohnoanyway
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 00:21 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 00:21 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #ohnoanyway.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 00:21 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~19646 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
Search Engine Journal: WordPress Scraper Plugin Compromised By Security Vulnerability. “A WordPress plugin that automatically posts content scraped from other websites has been discovered to contain a critical vulnerability that allows anyo
I've read that Bluesky is offline. I can't impossibly not spork that. So have a double feature. [spoiler=Caution: Images hidden due to eye contact] Explanation The first image is based on the "Dr. Evil Air Quotes" meme. The second image is
[spoiler=Caution: Image hidden due to eye contact] Explanation: The image is based on the "Oh No! Anyway" meme template. It takes a jab at how vulnerable to spam especially Mastodon is while Hubzilla and (streams) are very resilient against
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