#oldfart
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #oldfart from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 09:30 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 09:30 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 09:30 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~12030 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00
Languages: English (38) · Portuguese (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
An Alta Kocker is a Yiddish saying for an old person, or literally an old fart. Brand new merch at Amazon -- ceramic mugs! Perfect for all the old farts you know #BuyIntoArt #Yiddish #YiddishGifts #OldFart #AltaKocker #Jewish #JewishGifts #
Middle-aged power unlocked! 📢 I can now tell the difference between a new wiry silver nose hair and the rest of my dark brown ones by its feel in my schnozz alone! 👃 🥸 Anyone have any other pokey silver nose hair advantages? #GrowingOld
When fixing moderator mail addresses, I just learned that I have been administrating a Usenet server for ~30 years now; been moderating nl.* groups for ~25 years and have been hierarchy admin for 18 years. #usenet #netnews #oldfart
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