#OnlyJoking
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #OnlyJoking from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #onlyjoking
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-18 18:01 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-18 18:01 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-18 18:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~27299 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (7)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
@anon_opin Until then you could get the element from a second kettle and connect it in parallel with the one you already have and replace the 13A fuse in the plug with a section of 6" nail. #HopeThisHelps #OnlyJoking #NoNotReally #YesReally
@dalfen 1k is cute one-time payment for a life that's worth more. Bank account? Would be surprise if it's not withdrawable but credits only which turns out to be a Trump-Ponzi style scheme. #OnlyJoking #BribeOfAConMan
Craig Scarborough (@ScarbsTech): Too much aero lift ? 😆 #OnlyJoking #MotoGPtech Pic @redbull @MotoGP https://t.co/5uTVvHhaFL #F1 #F1bot #F1FEN https://x.com/ScarbsTech/status/2027404253375987771
#onlyjoking across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #onlyjoking straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/onlyjoking