#openofficessuck
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #openofficessuck from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-04 01:45 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-04 01:45 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #openofficessuck.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-04 01:45 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 9 public posts (spanning ~6409 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (9)
Avg boosts / post: 1.4
Top of the latest posts
I hate open offices. They suck and they must die. Today, the people around me are having a large number of very loud, multi-person conversations. Also, someone on the other side of this table keeps doing *something* that makes it shake. I c
Tired 😑: The problem with RTO is that we're all in online meetings anyway. Wired 🤩: The cool thing about everyone being in online meetings in the same open-plan office is, everyone has to shout to be heard in their own meeting over all th
You know what's super-awesome about open-plan offices? When the guy who sits next to you needs to have a conversation with the guy on the other side of the table, across from him, so the two of them stand up to talk to each other over their
#openofficessuck across platforms
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