#OpenPlanOffice
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #OpenPlanOffice from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 04:08 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 04:08 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 04:08 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 14 public posts (spanning ~27833 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (14)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
@alexglow Also I've yet to find someone genuinely liking "Open Plan Offices" that isn't some sociopath who isn't working in one themselves but loves a post-procacy, corporate surveillance architecture, believing workers are gonna steal from
Remember when meetings were held in rooms? Now, every desk is a conference pod. Every conversation is public. Every project update echoes across the office like a Gregorian chant of corporate chaos. If you've ever found yourself trapped in
How I wish #WhatsApp culture took over #Meta rather than the other way around - it's not fun having to grab a meeting room to do work because people are chatting loudly one row behind. #OpenPlanOffice is a terrible mistake and I'm so glad I
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