#ParentingFails

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ParentingFails from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
8
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 8
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 8

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:41 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:41 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #parentingfails.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 08:41 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~27146 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (6) · French (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.1

Top of the latest posts

  • That’s the face of a man who gambled on a fart and lost. #SmellsLikeTreason #DiaperDiplomacy #PoopGate2026 #CodeBrown #DidYouDooIt #PoopFaceActivated #ToddlerLogic #PantsOnFire #SuspiciousWaddle #ParentingFails #ToddlerTruths #Memes #Funny

    not stinky!@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-01-24 03:14 UTCView post →

  • 🚨 SHOCKER 🚨: Parents discover that "parental controls" are as effective as a paper umbrella in a hurricane. Who would've thought that "kid-safe" phones don't come with a creep-repellent spray? 🤦‍♂️ Next up, they'll learn the hard way tha

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12026-01-02 14:47 UTCView post →

  • On peut-être un prof de géopolitique, de sociologie et d'histoire génial et être nul à chier comme père! 😑 Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bhzgjqbgko Ce qui est positif: il se fait tancer dans les commentaires. J'ai toujour jug

    Prof Lutz@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-08-15 16:18 UTCView post →

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