#pastafarian
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pastafarian from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-16 04:40 UTC58 uses by 7 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-16 04:40 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-16 04:40 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~99 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 05:00
Languages: Korean (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, open my lips; And my mouth will proclaim Quob praise. "48. Let me remember that today’s workplace is not only a place of livelihood, but also a place where love and responsibility are learned." Glory b
저의 주님, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님, 제 입시울을 열어 주소서. 제 입이 당신 찬미를 전하오리다. "4. 오늘 마주할 모든 이에게 주님의 관용과 자비로 대하게 하소서." 영광이 미트볼🧆과 소스🥫와 성면(the Holy Noodle)🍝께. 처음과 같이 이제와 항상 영원히. 🍜 라-멘 🍜 2026-10-16T12:44:17+09:00 #FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #TheM
Protect us, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as we stay awake; watch over us as we sleep, that awake, we may keep watch with You, and asleep, rest in Your peace. "44. Settle the many loud voices of this day, and leave only Your quiet
What “pastafarian” means
WikipediaThe Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism, a parodic new religious movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion. The parody originated in opposition to the teaching of intelligent design in public schools in the United States. According to adherents, Pastafarianism is a "real, legitimate religion, as much as any other"; it has received some limited recognition as such.
“Flying Spaghetti Monster” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#pastafarian across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #pastafarian straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pastafarian