#pastafarianism
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pastafarianism from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-11 09:16 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-11 09:16 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-11 09:16 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~32962 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00
Languages: English (30) · German (3) · French (1) · Russian (1) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
@TheBreadmonkey I think this is a scam! Notice the repeated use of the word "noodle", particularly as a verb. This is one of the secret code words of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or #Pastafarianism! They might also mention pi
The good news: apparently the rapture happened (according to the voices in the head of some???) The bad news: you’re still here, you weren’t chosen. The best news: the Flying Spaghetti Monster accepts you for who you are. You deserve an ext
J'ai choisi l'Évangile. #Humour #Pastafarianism #Pasta #monstredespaghettivolant
What “pastafarianism” means
WikipediaThe Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism, a parodic new religious movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion. The parody originated in opposition to the teaching of intelligent design in public schools in the United States. According to adherents, Pastafarianism is a "real, legitimate religion, as much as any other"; it has received some limited recognition as such.
“Flying Spaghetti Monster” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#pastafarianism across platforms
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