#pastafarianism

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pastafarianism from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.4
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-03 10:21 UTC
0
07-28
0
07-29
0
07-30
0
07-31
0
08-01
0
08-02
0
08-03

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-03 10:21 UTC
#Pastafarianismus
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#pastafarianisme
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-03 10:21 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~31193 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (30) · German (3) · French (1) · Russian (1) · Dutch (1)

Avg boosts / post: 1

Top of the latest posts

  • @TheBreadmonkey I think this is a scam! Notice the repeated use of the word "noodle", particularly as a verb. This is one of the secret code words of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or #Pastafarianism! They might also mention pi

    Voracious Reader@[email protected]♥ 9↻ 12025-07-13 09:37 UTCView post →

  • The good news: apparently the rapture happened (according to the voices in the head of some???) The bad news: you’re still here, you weren’t chosen. The best news: the Flying Spaghetti Monster accepts you for who you are. You deserve an ext

    Andre@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 22025-09-24 22:52 UTCView post →

  • J'ai choisi l'Évangile. #Humour #Pastafarianism #Pasta #monstredespaghettivolant

    Pierre-Luc Daoust@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 22026-07-17 12:20 UTCView post →

#pastafarianism across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #pastafarianism straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pastafarianism