#pastafarians
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pastafarians from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-27 05:31 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-27 05:31 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-27 05:31 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~63811 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (9) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.7
Top of the latest posts
@jaybird110127 A hymn for the #Pastafarians!
@reinodeboer Ik zit al bij de Kerk van het Vliegend Spaghetti Monster. #pastafarians
"The Church of England has ruled that #non-alcoholic wine and #gluten-free bread cannot be used during Holy Communion. The guidance states that the bread must be made with wheat flour and the wine must be fermented grape juice to be consecr
What “pastafarians” means
WikipediaThe Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism, a parodic new religious movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion. The parody originated in opposition to the teaching of intelligent design in public schools in the United States. According to adherents, Pastafarianism is a "real, legitimate religion, as much as any other"; it has received some limited recognition as such.
“Flying Spaghetti Monster” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#pastafarians across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pastafarians