#pathetique
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pathetique from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #pathetique
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-14 11:19 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-14 11:19 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-14 11:19 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 17 public posts (spanning ~38516 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (8) · French (7) · Dutch (1) · Portuguese (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
I am experiencing a crisis both pathetic and extreme: I'm working at the office today and forgot my earbuds. How do humans ever actually think with the bu of an office environment in their ears? #firstworldproblems #pathetique
Étant généralement couchée tôt, je découvre au hasard d'une insomnie que Lecornu a été Renommé premier ministre. Le sera-t-il encore à mon réveil ou aura-t-il démissionné ? #pathétique
hello petit mot ici (ha oui j'en ai fait qq uns sur twitter aussi) mais parce que vraiment je me marre. Hier et avant hier, un compte (dont je tairais le nom) mais de plus de 40k followers, et 2 autres de plus de 10k, qui ne me rt jamais ma
#pathetique across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #pathetique straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pathetique