#patser

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #patser from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Own #patser

This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
7
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 7
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 7
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 12:06 UTC
0
10-09
0
10-10
0
10-11
0
10-12
0
10-13
0
10-14
0
10-15

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 12:06 UTC
#patseruurtje
2 uses · 2 accounts / 7d
#patserrano
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#patserjuffer
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#patsergedrag
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#patserbak
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#patsers
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 12:06 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~13310 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: Dutch (3) · English (3)

Avg boosts / post: 0.3

Top of the latest posts

  • #workoutOfTheDay #patser-uurtje, strongman style E2MOM 36', teams of 2 (with @sadedoes), 3 rounds in total * 20 Axle Bar Deadlifts (@ 60.5kg) * 1'30" Sled Push You-Go-I-Go - first 85kg, second 110kg, third 160kg ;) * 20 Strict Dumbbell Pres

    Jan ☕🎼🎹☁️🏋️‍♂️@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12025-12-17 18:57 UTCView post →

  • gisterenavond een nutteloos gratis diploma online behaald, nu lekker patsen op #linkedin met een #AI gegenereerde tekst #walgelijk #patser #linkedinese #lean #sixsigma #lss

    Ramon van Belzen@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-08-10 09:57 UTCView post →

  • Ja hoor, Jutta Leerprobleem reist met een goddamn privéjet naar Milaan voor de wedstrijd waar mensen met een Volkomen Zinloze Dagbesteding een medaille hopen te halen, want anders "is hun leven zinloos". #Patser #JuttaLeerdam #HoopDatZeNiks

    Life's details 🔎@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-02-01 21:39 UTCView post →

What “patser” means

Wikipedia

Gangsta is a 2018 Belgian crime film co-edited, co-written and directed by Adil El Arbi and Bilall Fallah. Main roles are played by Matteo Simoni, Nora Gharib, Saïd Boumazoughe, Gene Bervoets and Axel Daeseleire.

“Gangsta (film)” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#patser across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #patser straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/patser