#penises

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #penises from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.4
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:08 UTC
0
07-21
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:08 UTC
#penisesmaketheworldgoround
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#2_penises
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#penisesnotarms
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#2penises
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:08 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~54656 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 22:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (38) · Occitan (1) · Spanish (1)

Avg boosts / post: 1.2

Top of the latest posts

  • Full exposure: These two pictures were taken 30 years apart. I've definitely grown a bit squishier around the edges.... Nude #naked #monstercock #big #penis #mypenis #menaked #me #mine #menude #nakedman #ageing #aging #bodies #malebodies #n

    I'm Port-Ant@[email protected]♥ 10↻ 52026-03-28 23:45 UTCView post →

  • Guys would rather strap knives to their dicks and have some sort of winner-take-all "duel of the dicks" than talk it out SMH 😩 #YesAllMen #penises #DickDueling

    Nuki Raccoon: gay little shitposter@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 42026-05-21 12:40 UTCView post →

  • 🔥 PSA for men who cook: After you chop a chili pepper do not – I repeat, do not – go for a pee without washing your hands like your life depends on it. Don’t ask me how I know. Just trust me when I say chilis and penises do not mix and thi

    Aral Balkan@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 152024-01-16 13:54 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/penises