#penises

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #penises from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-27 22:28 UTC
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09-24
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09-27

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-27 22:28 UTC
#4_penises
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#penisesnotarms
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#multiple_penises
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#2_penises
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#penisesofmastodon
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#penisesnotpens
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#PM_Me_Giant_Penises
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#uPM_Me_Giant_Penises
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#penisesmaketheworldgoround
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#2penises
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#surrounded_by_penises
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-27 22:28 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~32876 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 07:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (36) · Spanish (2) · Occitan (1)

Avg boosts / post: 1.5

Top of the latest posts

  • 🔥 PSA for men who cook: After you chop a chili pepper do not – I repeat, do not – go for a pee without washing your hands like your life depends on it. Don’t ask me how I know. Just trust me when I say chilis and penises do not mix and thi

    Aral Balkan@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 232024-01-16 13:54 UTCView post →

  • Smart smol pp man

    PugJesus@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-05-18 22:00 UTCView post →

  • #Hateful #Bigot #RishiSunak accused of ‘#demonising’ trans #women as he’s #filmed making ‘#joke’ about #penises #Tory #PM is also heard criticising #LibDem #leader’s #support for #transrights in leaked #video #footage #Women #Transgender #L

    Susan Larson ♀️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈@Susan_Larson_TN♥ 1↻ 02023-06-19 20:39 UTCView post →

What “penises” means

Wiktionary · Wikipedia

penises

  • nounThe male reproductive organ used for sexual intercourse that in the human male and some other mammals is also used for urination; the tubular portion of the male genitalia (excluding the scrotum).
Full entry on Wiktionary →

In many animals, a penis is the male sexual organ used to inseminate females during copulation. Such organs occur in both vertebrates and invertebrates, but males do not bear a penis in every animal species. Furthermore, penises are not necessarily homologous.

“Penis” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#penises across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #penises straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/penises