#penises
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #penises from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 22:55 UTCNo measured public usage for #penises in the last 7 days. That is a real result, and a good one to know: this hashtag is wide open right now. We show a dash before we ever show a made-up number. Browse the trending index for tags with live measurements.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 22:55 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #penises.
Live pulse
measured · Mastodon tag timeline · fetched 2026-09-26 22:55 UTCNo recent public posts found for #penises on Mastodon. Nothing measured, so nothing shown.
What “penises” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediapenises
- nounThe male reproductive organ used for sexual intercourse that in the human male and some other mammals is also used for urination; the tubular portion of the male genitalia (excluding the scrotum).
In many animals, a penis is the male sexual organ used to inseminate females during copulation. Such organs occur in both vertebrates and invertebrates, but males do not bear a penis in every animal species. Furthermore, penises are not necessarily homologous.
“Penis” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#penises across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #penises straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/penises