#phpdisaster

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #phpdisaster from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
3
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 3
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 3

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:08 UTC
0
07-22
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07-23
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07-24
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07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:08 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #phpdisaster.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:08 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~570 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (3)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • Magic Quotes Corrupts 10M Database Records With Backslashes?! MAGIC QUOTES HELL! Double-escaping for 3 years! Every apostrophe becomes \\\! 10M articles, comments, pages UNREADABLE! $8.7M manual cleanup! 6 months to fix! Migration lead FIRE

    Turbo Learn PHP@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-01-24 10:10 UTCView post →

  • Float Precision Loses Payment Company $1.2M Over 3 Years?! FLOAT PRECISION DISASTER! Used float for money math! $0.02 rounding error per customer! 470K customers * $0.07 error = $1.27M stolen! Class action lawsuit! CFO FIRED! $4.5M total co

    Turbo Learn PHP@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-01-05 16:11 UTCView post →

  • Session Race Condition Charges 47,000 Cards TWICE?! SESSION RACE DISASTER! Flash sale network lag creates 340ms race condition! 47K customers charged TWICE ($299.99 x 2)! $14.1M overcharged! Payment processor SUSPENDED account! CTO RESIGNED

    Turbo Learn PHP@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-12-31 16:11 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/phpdisaster