#pissman
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pissman from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #pissman
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 02:58 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 02:58 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 02:58 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~2486 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (4)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
@rufousboi @Demonsthenes13 in this world... you're either an #assman, or a #loadnutter, or a #fluffernutter, or a #pissman
The Four Horsemen of the Bitpocalypse #loadman #assman #pissman #footguy
🎶 sing us a song, you're the #pissman sing us a song tonight cause our bladders are full something something null @smolshrew will boost this either way
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pissman