#PissTake

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #PissTake from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Own #pisstake

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
5
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 5
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 5

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:59 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
1
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:59 UTC
#Pisstaker
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:59 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~35905 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (5)

Avg boosts / post: 1.4

Top of the latest posts

  • They are taking the piss aren’t they? Or maybe just filling their boots before the coming reckoning (long overdue). https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jul/24/water-bosses-pay-rises-bonus-ban-sewage #Water #Bonuses #ExecutivePay #Poll

    Wen@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 32026-07-25 11:00 UTCView post →

  • @ArchaeoIain transmogrify? #personification #PissTake #UncleSamistan #DeleriumTrumpens https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Sam

    grateful wolf@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-01-10 12:17 UTCView post →

  • @HansvR For goodness sake, your numbers are all evil Metric, and therefore meaningless because the universe is, erm, Imperial (I may need to think about that). So I'm right, of course. #parody #pisstake

    Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-02-01 19:29 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pisstake