#PissTake
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #PissTake from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #pisstake
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-18 21:14 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-18 21:14 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-18 21:14 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~35905 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (8)
Avg boosts / post: 1.1
Top of the latest posts
I must not feed the troll. Troll is the time-killer. Troll is the little-prick that brings total obliteration. I will ignore the troll. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to
They are taking the piss aren’t they? Or maybe just filling their boots before the coming reckoning (long overdue). https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jul/24/water-bosses-pay-rises-bonus-ban-sewage #Water #Bonuses #ExecutivePay #Poll
@ArchaeoIain transmogrify? #personification #PissTake #UncleSamistan #DeleriumTrumpens https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Sam
What “pisstake” means
WikipediaTaking the piss is a colloquial term meaning to either mock at the expense of others, or to be joking, without the element of offence; or to be "unfair" and take more than is warranted. It is a shortening of the idiom taking the piss out of, which is an expression meaning to mock, tease, joke, ridicule, or scoff. Extracting the urine, taking the Mickey, taking the Mick or taking the Michael are additional terms for making fun of someone. These terms are most often used in the United Kingdom, Ire
“Taking the piss” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#pisstake across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #pisstake straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pisstake