#platitudes
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #platitudes from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-14 01:27 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-14 01:27 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-14 01:27 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 22 public posts (spanning ~46013 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 21:00
Languages: English (20) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.5
Top of the latest posts
"Thoughts and prayers. The laziest phrase in the American lexicon. It costs nothing. It risks nothing. And it changes absolutely nothing." #MassShootings #BrownUniversity #guns #GunViolence #firearms #ThoughtsandPrayers #platitudes #EmptyPi
It bugs me when people write, "You deserve the best." No I don't. Sometimes I'm a jerk and deserve the consequences of my actions. #emptysayings #platitudes
Nine stitches to mend clothing really isn't all that much at all. #Platitudes
What “platitudes” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediaplatitudes
- nounAn often-quoted saying that is supposed to be meaningful but has become unoriginal or hackneyed through overuse; a cliché.
A platitude is a statement that is seen as trite, meaningless, or prosaic, aimed at quelling social, emotional, or cognitive unease. The statement may be true, but its meaning has been lost due to its excessive use as a thought-terminating cliché.
“Platitude” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#platitudes across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #platitudes straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/platitudes