#Plonker
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Plonker from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #plonker
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 17:42 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 17:42 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-26 17:42 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 22 public posts (spanning ~32516 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 19:00
Languages: English (21) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
Can anyone explain the logic to this comment? I have asked Dave, but he’s not responding. #twitter #plonker
Oh balls. Office sent us home due to snow... and I left my notebook on my desk. #plonker
#NZPol #Luxon #OneTermParliament International news... Luxon saying Netanyahu has "Lost the plot"... #Plonker He's embarrassing... Even if you think that, you don't say it when you are the PM... Fair enough that scathing response from one o
What “plonker” means
Wiktionary#plonker across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #plonker straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/plonker