#poo
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #poo from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #poo
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-18 21:45 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-18 21:45 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #poo.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-18 21:45 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~4594 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 11:00
Languages: English (32) · Spanish (3) · French (2) · German (1) · Finnish (1) · Portuguese (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
The Guardian: ‘Half the peloton is ill’: cowpats blamed as cyclists fall sick after race in Belgium Some riders hospitalised after Famenne Ardenne Classic Dung may have sprayed on to riders in wet conditions "...Three Lotto-Intermarché ride
Driving down the highway Going sixty five Lunch at the freeway gas station Just don't jive Your tummy starts to rumble What the heck do you do Ah, it's an in car toilet So you can drive and poo #poo #poem (human)
Kas, metsiemme mustikkasato näyttää kypsyneen. #linnut #kakka #marjat #paskanmarjat #birds #poo #berries
What “poo” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaFeces are the solid or semi-solid remains of food that was not digested in the small intestine, and has been broken down by bacteria in the large intestine. Feces contain a relatively small amount of metabolic waste products such as bacterially altered bilirubin and dead epithelial cells from the lining of the gut.
“Feces” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#poo across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #poo straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/poo