#poo
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #poo from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #poo
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-22 09:28 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-22 09:28 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-22 09:28 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~5436 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 22:00
Languages: English (33) · Spanish (4) · French (2) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
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The Guardian: ‘Half the peloton is ill’: cowpats blamed as cyclists fall sick after race in Belgium Some riders hospitalised after Famenne Ardenne Classic Dung may have sprayed on to riders in wet conditions "...Three Lotto-Intermarché ride
What “poo” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaFeces are the solid or semi-solid remains of food that was not digested in the small intestine, and has been broken down by bacteria in the large intestine. Feces contain a relatively small amount of metabolic waste products such as bacterially altered bilirubin and dead epithelial cells from the lining of the gut.
“Feces” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#poo across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #poo straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/poo