#pretend
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pretend from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #pretend
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 10:40 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 10:40 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 10:40 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~6188 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 00:00
Languages: English (36) · French (2) · Lithuanian (1) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
@MostlyHarmless Get a refrigerator box, write DMV on the side, and hang hang a “closed, opens at 10am” sign on it, and make her get up at 6am and wait in line until it opens to get a replacement license. As soon as that one comes in the pre
FEAR OF AI OUTRAN A FRIENDSHIP A friend of more than thirty years appears to have left my life because I use AI. Not because I handed my thinking over to a machine. I did not. Not because I stopped being myself. I became more myself by usin
#MissKittyPolitics Only two paths of thinking. #Divide or #Unite. Examine thoughts, you will find they do that. Thoughts that unite are quite powerful. Thoughts that #pretend to be #objective, but that divide are a lie. Understanding people
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