#pretend
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pretend from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #pretend
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 01:20 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 01:20 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 01:20 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~7626 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (37) · French (1) · Lithuanian (1) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
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@MostlyHarmless Get a refrigerator box, write DMV on the side, and hang hang a “closed, opens at 10am” sign on it, and make her get up at 6am and wait in line until it opens to get a replacement license. As soon as that one comes in the pre
#voluptueusement #picardie #prétend
What “pretend” means
Wiktionarypretend/pɹɪˈtɛnd/
- verbTo claim, to allege, especially when falsely or as a form of deliberate deception.
- adjectiveNot really what it is represented as being; imaginary, feigned.
#pretend across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #pretend straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pretend