#pretentiousart
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pretentiousart from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #pretentiousart
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 01:08 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 01:08 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 01:08 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~9236 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
“Hidden Genius” • #Watercolor on board 6.75” x 9.75” ••• framed 13.5” x 16.5” #mastoart #fediart #fineart #artist #artwork #art #artistsonmastodon #originalart #contemplativeart #satiricalart #humorousart #pretentiousart #quirkyart #broodin
Welcome to the world's most pretentious slideshow! 🤩✨ Two weeks of blurry #nonsense that even your pet #guinea #pig could capture with its eyes closed. 🐹📸 Come for the "art," stay for the pointless suspense of watching it load. 🙄💾 http
🎨 Oh, the timeless saga of pretentious art fueled by ego and existential angst! 🖼️ Watch as Abramovic and Ulay turn the mundane into a performance art soap opera. 🍿 Spoiler alert: it's just as riveting as watching paint dry in a Manhatta
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pretentiousart