#pretentiousness

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pretentiousness from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
16
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 16
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 16

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:53 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:53 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #pretentiousness.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:53 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 16 public posts (spanning ~25488 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 04:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (16)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • 🚀 Behold! A dazzlingly #cluttered monstrosity of #AI #pretentiousness wrapped up as an "interactive #map," where dragging nodes is akin to a futile attempt at connecting the dots in a Jackson Pollock painting. 🎨 Why read about AI in a coh

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-16 04:01 UTCView post →

  • 👀 Ah, the delicate art of making your high-res 4K setup look like a potato cam from the 80s, now with extra #pretentiousness in Rust! 🥔✨ Because who doesn't want their cutting-edge tech to emulate the tech your parents threw out? 🤖📼 htt

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-06-06 19:35 UTCView post →

  • 🚰 Ah, the pinnacle of human innovation: blending supermarket bottled waters to mimic "famous water profiles" for your pretentious #coffee, beer, or aquarium needs. 🤦‍♂️ Because who needs authenticity when you've got two plastic bottles an

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-05-21 05:40 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pretentiousness