#pretentiousness
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pretentiousness from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #pretentiousness
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-19 02:01 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-19 02:01 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #pretentiousness.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-19 02:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 17 public posts (spanning ~45880 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 04:00
Languages: English (17)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
Ah, behold the grandeur of a "one article, one page" technical zine that no one's heard of! 🤡 It's free because you'd need a PhD in deciphering #pretentiousness to pay for it. But hey, at least they promise "self-sustaining" magic eventual
An original #poem from Rat: Honestly, I could submit —anything— I have composed since Graduate School—a mess of pretentious attempts to //break // the // form // born from the academic marriage of Theory and Art by postmodernist professors—
🚀 Behold! A dazzlingly #cluttered monstrosity of #AI #pretentiousness wrapped up as an "interactive #map," where dragging nodes is akin to a futile attempt at connecting the dots in a Jackson Pollock painting. 🎨 Why read about AI in a coh
#pretentiousness across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #pretentiousness straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pretentiousness