#pretentiousness
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pretentiousness from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #pretentiousness
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 06:37 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 06:37 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #pretentiousness.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 06:37 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 17 public posts (spanning ~45880 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 04:00
Languages: English (17)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
🚀 Behold! A dazzlingly #cluttered monstrosity of #AI #pretentiousness wrapped up as an "interactive #map," where dragging nodes is akin to a futile attempt at connecting the dots in a Jackson Pollock painting. 🎨 Why read about AI in a coh
👀 Ah, the delicate art of making your high-res 4K setup look like a potato cam from the 80s, now with extra #pretentiousness in Rust! 🥔✨ Because who doesn't want their cutting-edge tech to emulate the tech your parents threw out? 🤖📼 htt
🚰 Ah, the pinnacle of human innovation: blending supermarket bottled waters to mimic "famous water profiles" for your pretentious #coffee, beer, or aquarium needs. 🤦♂️ Because who needs authenticity when you've got two plastic bottles an
#pretentiousness across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #pretentiousness straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pretentiousness