#prettyplease
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #prettyplease from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 22:06 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 22:06 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 22:06 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~67014 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (34) · Dutch (2) · German (2) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
@andrekaiser @couchapp Seit dem letzten Update gibt's eine Scrollbar, wo man sieht wie weit man schon ist (und wie lang der Artikel allgemein ist). Zumindest beim Scrollen sieht man's. 🤩 Die Leseposition merken fände ich auch noch toll (un
Really wish @tut had a config option to keep temp files. I like to re-view images/videos and it stinks (for everyone) to have to re-download them. #FeatureRequest #tut #PrettyPlease :D
I'm struggling with intense feelings of #nihilism tonight. I dare not call it #depression; I don't feel worthless, I feel like everything is worthless and we are all specks of dust floating around in an uncaring universe. I am scared to die
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