#procrastinating
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #procrastinating from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 11:15 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 11:15 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 11:15 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~16552 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 10:00
Languages: English (37) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
Today I'm procrastisketching (I know what I have to do, but I also know it's going to be A LOT of work, so I do laundry, the dishes and sketch around like a fool). So... here's a Marlene Dietrich sketch for ya. Also, have a happy weekend. #
I have a coworker I like, but she texts me at 8 pm about work stuff, and…can’t this be an email? I am not gonna reply tonight. I turned on “do not disturb.” Funnily enough, the text came in while a friend living in Thailand who I hadn’t hea
My tech project for this weekend is to fix the stuff that upgrading to #Debian :debian: #Trixie broke. Current status: #procrastinating. #Linux
What “procrastinating” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaProcrastination is an avoidance coping behavior that involves unnecessarily delaying or postponing something despite knowing that there could be negative consequences for doing so. It is a human experience resulting from internal stress that leads to delaying everyday chores or even putting off tasks such as attending an appointment, submitting a job report or academic assignment, or broaching a stressful issue with a partner. It is often perceived as a negative trait due to its hindering effect
“Procrastination” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#procrastinating across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #procrastinating straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/procrastinating