#productivityfails

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #productivityfails from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
4
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 4
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 4

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 23:09 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 23:09 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #productivityfails.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 23:09 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~10580 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (4)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • 👀 Oh, joy! Yet another groundbreaking 🤖 AI-driven browser video editor that won't crash your computer (because it doesn't work), with a JSON timeline no one asked for. Good luck navigating the labyrinthine menus and buzzword-laden feature

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-09 13:34 UTCView post →

  • Introducing the Platform That Does Everything™ - now you too can spend hours navigating a maze of word salad and endless "Try Claude" buttons! 🤦‍♂️ It's a carnival of buzzwords and "Contact sales" spam, where productivity goes to die. 🎪💸

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-05-12 02:33 UTCView post →

  • 🐢🚀 Look, folks, someone thought it'd be *hilarious* to run a modern Minecraft server on a 1960s UNIVAC. 🤔 Because, sure, squeezing today’s tech into the computing equivalent of a fossil is the epitome of productivity. Next up: rendering

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-04-21 13:22 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/productivityfails