#randomshityouonlyhearatmyhouse
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #randomshityouonlyhearatmyhouse from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-07 19:56 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-07 19:56 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #randomshityouonlyhearatmyhouse.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-07 19:56 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~5310 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0
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No co-used tags in the sample.
Top of the latest posts
Kat: discussing a friend. Remus: Who is this person?" Me: "Someone Kat has a crush on." Kat: I've got the hots for him. It's different than a crush." Remus: "yep, it's a crush with extra steps". Lol! #RandomShitYouOnlyHearAtMyHouse
Kat, while listening to the kind of music that drives Paul crazy: "When I play this song at work, everyone goes eh!" Paul: "Yes, but that's because they're paid to suffer." Lol. #RandomShitYouOnlyHearAtMyHouse
Me: We're so broke we might have to have oats twice in a row for supper. Paul: "I don't know about that. Not sure we can keep going." Me: "Why, gonna leave me for someone with more money?" Paul: "More like someone with less oats." Roflmao.
#randomshityouonlyhearatmyhouse across platforms
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