#retiredlife

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #retiredlife from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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2
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.4
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 22:37 UTC
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
1
07-28
0
07-29
1
07-30

2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 22:37 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #retiredlife.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 22:37 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~13171 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (39)

Avg boosts / post: 0.3

Top of the latest posts

  • I had to ask someone what day of the week it was today. #RetiredLife . . . . . [CW: MH, heavy, grief] But also just exhausted from multiple grief events (and somehow still waking up alive every day) - MH starting to improve finally - sorry

    Andrea@[email protected]♥ 6↻ 02025-10-16 09:57 UTCView post →

  • In case you were wondering, yes, people in the small restaurant business really do call each other sweetie, baby, and honey. It's just like Flo in Mel's Diner. #RetiredLife #RestaurantLife

    Joe Heafner@[email protected]♥ 4↻ 02026-04-24 17:16 UTCView post →

  • Fun Fact: There's not a single electric can opener here at the diner. The main one is a manual table-mounted one from, I think, WWII. #RetiredLife #RestaurantLife

    Joe Heafner@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02026-07-08 16:58 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/retiredlife