#retort
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #retort from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 04:52 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 04:52 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 23 public posts (spanning ~54943 hours).
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A quotation from Terry Pratchett The role of listeners has never been fully appreciated. However, it is well known that most people don’t listen. They use the time when someone else is speaking to think of what they’re going to say next. Tr
Next time someone really gets on your nerves try saying: "That's a big thought for someone who only perceives one dimension." or something like that. #WizardThoughts #Wizard #quotes #ComeBacks #zinger #retort
#retort : to say something in answer to a remark in a sharp way - French: réplique - German: die Retorte - Italian: replicazione - Spanish: réplica ------------ Thank you so much for being a member of our community!
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