#safetyfails
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #safetyfails from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:59 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:59 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #safetyfails.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:59 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~4924 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
🚬💥 Oh, sure, let's light up in a giant hydrogen balloon! Because nothing says "safety" like a pressurized smoking lounge surrounded by flaming death gas. 🛑 Just remember, folks, the real innovation here is surviving the stupidity. 😅 htt
Ah, the Wasp Blower saga, where DIY meets "Home Alone" but with more stingers. 🐝🔨 Witness as one man bravely combats the insect world's most notorious gang with nothing but duct tape and dreams. Who needs professionals when you have molte
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