#SaltingTheVibes
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #SaltingTheVibes from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-11 19:41 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-11 19:41 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #saltingthevibes.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-11 19:41 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~9218 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 19:00
Languages: English (39) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 3.4
Top of the latest posts
My resolution for 2026 is to appear stranger and weirder than before. I made myself a purple chicken onesie (maybe I should add eyes? there is probably a reason why I hesitate to add eyes to my attire...) and this is how I plan on answering
2025_8_19 The symptoms are coming from inside the house. 2026-3-9 edit: A previous version of this page held steps you can take during the acute infection to lower your risk of Long Covid, or lower the severity of how a reinfection will wor
In 2020 somebody scrawled "PCR-Test = Idiotentest" onto this wall. They had added other anti-measure sentiments on the footpath but in chalk, so those are no longer there. Because this uninformed and incurious attitude has become more preva
#saltingthevibes across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/saltingthevibes