#sayingsofjeff
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #sayingsofjeff from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 10:36 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 10:36 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #sayingsofjeff.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 10:36 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~5918 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
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No co-used tags in the sample.
Top of the latest posts
“The name Luther sounds like ‘loser’ with a lisp.” -My husband #sayingsofjeff
“Why get a Roomba? We have a dog.” -My husband. #sayingsofjeff
Jeff’s excuse for buying a bag of peanut butter cups: “It’s a source of protein.” Hmm, he’s not wrong. #sayingsofjeff
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