#schwiemu
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #schwiemu from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-31 03:17 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-31 03:17 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-31 03:17 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 15 public posts (spanning ~17155 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (15)
Avg boosts / post: 3.1
Top of the latest posts
Also got this thing evaluated. It's a standard farm issue 25'000 liter diesel tank (sadly empty). If full, it would last us about two centuries. 2.86m diameter and 4.22m long with some indestructable coating and no rust on it, just moss. Th
@vaviurka has turned a big pot of leftover onions into onion chutney, some have been replanted to sprout and eat as spring onions and #Schwiemu has taken the rest home (and brought fresh radish and lettuce from her greenhouse). Also gave ou
#Schwiemu got herself a new cock and it's huge. Better stay in the forest, Mr. 🦊 #Cock #Chicken #Chickens #VillageLife
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